A Very Funny True Friend

A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you
in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra,
she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is
like a condom, he protects you from all harm. A
loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates
you fully despite the size of your problem. What
kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom,
bra or vagina?Do u know that the penis is the
greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it
has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs
and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making
ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it
has 3 good manners too. 1.Its very courteous; it
stands before it performs.2. It is very emotional;
it weeps during performance.3. It is polite; it
bows after performing. Send to ladies 2 make
them laugh and to men 2 make them happy and
proud of themselves